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  • Anders �stberg
    September 27th, 2004, 11:41 AM
    I did hear, however, from a reliable source, that Canon will be upgrading the next 1D Mark II to have an in-camera phone.
    What a nightmare... just when you're about to take that photo of the bride-groom putting the ring on the bride's finger your camera rings with a loud polyponic hip-hop melody ... :)




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  • pcs
    11-15 12:28 PM
    You should try for emergency appointment & should be able to get it based on approved 797.

    By the way, my Canadian PR is maturing & I am asked to pay landing fee & do the medical by 1st Jan 2007. Can I pay the landing fee in time but delay the medical without compromising Canadian PR ? I want postpone my landing. Can you please share your advise ??

    Thanks




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  • ashkam
    04-21 02:21 PM
    Yes, you can move to H4 and then to H1-B as long as that H1-B is filed within 12 months. Otherwise, your application will be subject to 65K cap limit

    There's no such strings attached. You can convert from H4 to H1B whenever you want without the quota applying to you, as long as you
    1.> Haven't spent a year outside the US, or
    2.> Have your I-140 approved, in which case (1) won't apply.




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  • TomTancredo
    12-10 03:05 PM
    GC Title : Jr. Programmar Analyst

    GC Job Desc:

    Assist Programmer Analyst in researching, designing and developing softare for various business problems using J2EE and
    object-oriented design principles and technologies including UML and Watenall models, and RUP process. Assist in testing
    softare solutions using Java, J2EE, JSP, Struts, Servlets, Swing on Unix and Windows NT. Assist in developing softare for SQL
    Qureies and stored procedures on SQL Server and Oracle. Provide test cases and other documents in CMM 5 standards.



    AC 21 Job Title: Lead Software Engineer


    Job Desc:


    Description
    Formulates/defines system scope and objectives for assigned projects.
    Devises or modifies procedures to solve complex problems considering
    computer equipment capacity and limitations, operating time and form of
    desired results. Prepares detailed specifications from which programs will
    be written. Responsible for program design, coding, testing, debugging and
    documentation. Duties include instructing, directing and checking the work
    of other systems analysis and programming personnel. Responsible for
    quality assurance review. May be responsible for project completion and
    user satisfaction.

    Qualifications
    5+ years of analysis, design and development experience in enterprise scale
    business application using Java,Websphere and SQL in a team and structured
    environment.
    Code in Java using J2EE standard, WebSphere application server
    Code using SQL in RDBMS environmen
    Strong analytical and problem-solving skills

    Required:
    Java, J2EE, Struts, JSP, SQL Server, Websphere or Weblogic

    B.S. or M.S. Degree in Computer Science or related fields

    I am changing the jobs come what may after 180 days and decided not to worry about as future employer is sponsering the H1.

    Here are the details of GC

    PD : SEP 2004 EB3 INDIA
    140 approved
    485 filed on july 2nd and counting the 180 days :)

    just do it guys , we think too much about this BS and lose happiness in the end do whatever make you happy now. If we have to leave we have to leave. If you consider yourself a sucess in america, you would be in your home country too :)



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  • sury
    11-15 05:49 PM
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    Current Status: Document mailed to applicant.

    we mailed the document to the address we have on file. You should receive the new document within 30 days. If you do not, or if you move before you get it, call customer service.
    ------------------

    We recently filed AR-11 for which we also recieved receipts from USCIS to my new Address. What would this mean. Is it that they are trying to send a new copy of I-485 receipts again...




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  • qasleuth
    09-17 11:37 AM
    Why even bother?

    Forget worrying about about CNN and Lou Dobbs. They are NOBODY and of no significance for the quest for immigration reform.

    If CNN drops Lou that will not pass CIR or recapture. There are so much Lou Dobbs are there in USA. It is a waste of time.

    Wrong and Wrong.

    Lou is broadcasting his radio show from Federation for American Immigration Reform's "Hold Their Feet to the Fire" legislative advocacy event. No points for guessing what the event is advocating for. Just wait for CNN to drop Lou and Fox embraces him. It will be just in time when CIR comes back on radar.

    If you have been even remotely following the healthcare debate, the fewest (however idiotic or uninformed they are) make the loudest noise, scaring lawmakers. THAT is guaranteed to affect you and I (well not senthil as he already has his GC).

    Lou Dobbs | Media Matters for America (http://mediamatters.org/search/tag/lou_dobbs)

    Here is a good read on the why's/what's

    Timothy Karr: What Beck, Dobbs and Limbaugh Are Really Afraid Of (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/timothy-karr/what-beck-dobbs-and-limba_b_288480.html)



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  • h1techSlave
    06-25 04:52 PM
    jobs, which require unskilled labor (walmart jobs, starbucks jobs, farm jobs, janitorial work - all are examples) should be paid a living wage. Which means, if a person works for 40 hours a week, he/she should be able to live with the salary.

    I can throw in some numbers for Washington, DC area. For a family of 4.
    Living wage: Accommodation ($800 apartment) + Food ($500 a month) + Vehicle, since most of America is not well served by public transportation ($400) + Entertainment, Communication, Clothes, Medicine etc ($500). Total = $2200 a month. Divide this by 160 hours a month and you will get $13.75.

    So this is the minimum wage all jobs in Washington, DC area should be paying. Companies often get away with paying way below this amount. Then the society ends up paying the difference.

    Congrads brother. You have posted one of the "most ridiculous and hillarious" posts ever!! Comparing Starbucks to picking strawberries??? Wow! why not compare strawberry picking to hollywood acting? Why is hollywood not employing ilegal aliens even when reportedly they need millions to produce a single movie? Tough questions eh?? or does it seem ilogical and crazy reasoning??
    If you "pay enough" to the laborer, then who will pay for the produce at the walmart?? and how much is "pay enough" as per the current expectations?




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  • hemanth22
    07-21 09:24 AM
    What you should do immediately.

    If anyone lives in these Senators' jurisdictions, please call their offices and thank them for sponsoring the amendment, and encourage them to keep pushing for this amendment.

    SPONSOR: Senate Amendment 2339 Sen Cornyn, John [TX],

    COSPONSORS(6):

    Sen Enzi, Michael B. [WY]
    Sen Gregg, Judd [NH]
    Sen Smith, Gordon H. [OR]
    Sen Sununu, John E. [NH]
    Sen Coleman, Norm [MN]
    Sen Voinovich, George V. [OH]

    If anyone lives in Senators' jurisdictions who voted yes, please call their offices and thank them for understanding our problems and encourage them to keep pushing for this amendment.

    If you live in the jurisdiction of those who voted against the amendment, please call them and encourage them of the urgent need for similar amendments. Telephone is the best way to make your voice heard. Here is the link to the Senators' phone numbers and contact info.

    http://www.senate.gov/general/contact_information/senators_cfm.cfm

    See comments for the roll call of votes (the YEAS were the people who helped us, the NAYS were the people who hurt us).

    http://senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=110&session=1&vote=00266

    Grouped by Home State

    Alabama: (R-AL), Nay Shelby (R-AL), Yea
    Alaska: Murkowski (R-AK), Yea Stevens (R-AK), Yea
    Arizona: Kyl (R-AZ), Yea McCain (R-AZ), Yea
    Arkansas: Lincoln (D-AR), Nay Pryor (D-AR), Nay
    California: Boxer (D-CA), Nay Feinstein (D-CA), Nay
    Colorado: Allard (R-CO), Yea Salazar (D-CO), Nay
    Connecticut: Dodd (D-CT), Nay Lieberman (ID-CT), Yea
    Delaware: Biden (D-DE), Nay Carper (D-DE), Nay
    Florida: Martinez (R-FL), Yea Nelson (D-FL), Nay
    Georgia: Chambliss (R-GA), Yea Isakson (R-GA), Yea
    Hawaii: Akaka (D-HI), Nay Inouye (D-HI), Nay
    Idaho: Craig (R-ID), Yea Crapo (R-ID), Yea
    Illinois: Durbin (D-IL), Nay Obama (D-IL), Not Voting
    Indiana: Bayh (D-IN), Yea Lugar (R-IN), Yea
    Iowa: Grassley (R-IA), Yea Harkin (D-IA), Nay
    Kansas: Brownback (R-KS), Not Voting Roberts (R-KS), Yea
    Kentucky: Bunning (R-KY), Yea McConnell (R-KY), Yea
    Louisiana: Landrieu (D-LA), Yea Vitter (R-LA), Yea
    Maine: Collins (R-ME), Yea Snowe (R-ME), Yea
    Maryland: Cardin (D-MD), Nay Mikulski (D-MD), Nay
    Massachusetts: Kennedy (D-MA), Nay Kerry (D-MA), Nay
    Michigan: Levin (D-MI), Nay Stabenow (D-MI), Nay
    Minnesota: Coleman (R-MN), Yea Klobuchar (D-MN), Yea
    Mississippi: Cochran (R-MS), Yea Lott (R-MS), Not Voting
    Missouri: Bond (R-MO), Yea McCaskill (D-MO), Nay
    Montana: Baucus (D-MT), Yea Tester (D-MT), Nay
    Nebraska: Hagel (R-NE), Yea Nelson (D-NE), Yea
    Nevada: Ensign (R-NV), Yea Reid (D-NV), Nay
    New Hampshire: Gregg (R-NH), Yea Sununu (R-NH), Yea
    New Jersey: Lautenberg (D-NJ), Nay Menendez (D-NJ), Nay
    New Mexico: Bingaman (D-NM), Nay Domenici (R-NM), Yea
    New York: Clinton (D-NY), Nay Schumer (D-NY), Yea
    North Carolina: Burr (R-NC), Yea Dole (R-NC), Yea
    North Dakota: Conrad (D-ND), Nay Dorgan (D-ND), Nay
    Ohio: Brown (D-OH), Nay Voinovich (R-OH), Nay
    Oklahoma: Coburn (R-OK), Yea Inhofe (R-OK), Yea
    Oregon: Smith (R-OR), Yea Wyden (D-OR), Yea
    Pennsylvania: Casey (D-PA), Nay Specter (R-PA), Yea
    Rhode Island: Reed (D-RI), Nay Whitehouse (D-RI), Nay
    South Carolina: DeMint (R-SC), Yea Graham (R-SC), Yea
    South Dakota: Johnson (D-SD), Not Voting Thune (R-SD), Yea
    Tennessee: Alexander (R-TN), Yea Corker (R-TN), Yea
    Texas: Cornyn (R-TX), Yea Hutchison (R-TX), Yea
    Utah: Bennett (R-UT), Yea Hatch (R-UT), Yea
    Vermont: Leahy (D-VT), Nay Sanders (I-VT), Nay
    Virginia: Warner (R-VA), Yea Webb (D-VA), Nay
    Washington: Cantwell (D-WA), Yea Murray (D-WA), Yea
    West Virginia: Byrd (D-WV), Not Voting Rockefeller (D-WV), Nay
    Wisconsin: Feingold (D-WI), Nay Kohl (D-WI), Nay
    Wyoming: Barrasso (R-WY), Yea Enzi (R-WY), Yea



    This is a very unfortunate happening.

    New Jersey: Lautenberg (D-NJ), Nay Menendez (D-NJ), Nay
    New York: Clinton (D-NY), Nay Schumer (D-NY), Yea
    Illinois: Durbin (D-IL), Nay Obama (D-IL), Not Voting
    Arizona: Kyl (R-AZ), Yea McCain (R-AZ), Yea
    Delaware: Biden (D-DE), Nay Carper (D-DE), Nay


    Among the senators with presidential ambitions only McCain voted in favor of the bill
    I am for , contacting the local sentators who have voted nay for this bill

    Are there any established methods of doing so



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  • gimme_GC2006
    04-17 03:46 PM
    It was mentioned last month in the AINP website that some changes would be there in the NOC list after April 15. Everybody whoever followed this thread saw the message earlier. On April 15 they removed the message from AINP website and apparantly there was no change in NOC list till now. OP gave us correct information when he/she created this thread. See my post in April 15 in this thread and I mentioned that nothing was changed in NOC list. Again going back to my original question did you follow this thread from start? I objected to this comment "I donno why people place messages with Half Knowledge". Apparantly you had the half knowlodge about this whole issue.

    hey dude there's nothing in the url u posted once go to the website and click the the pressure list url.that is the actual Noc codes that are active.Today morning when i spoke to the immigraton officer in alberta he was the one who told me ok.

    I think both of you are correct. :)

    Initially AINP website had a message that starting April15th there will be change in NOC codes..but they removed it last week..so I guess, they are not going to change NOC list for now.

    there is a big forum on Canada immigration..if you guys want to follow..

    http://www.canadavisa.com/canada-immigration-discussion-board/index.php

    No..I am not affiliated with site and I get no benefits by posting the link here..use the site at your discretion:D




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  • conchshell
    07-29 11:00 PM
    We have to understand one thing clearly. Whether we support amnesty or not ... at any given point we will find an uphill battle called CHC in front of us. Even after a new president gets elected, this congress is gonna have same composition for next three years. CHC understands it well that with a delayed legal immigration reform, US competitivness gets affected, and that's why they do not want to loose this opportunity to get amnesty for "undocumented workers".

    So even after the election when new administration takes on immigration reform, CHC (with the help of all like minded Hispanic organizations) will always put hurdles for legal immigration reform to get the amnesty. In that entire brohaha, what compromise comes out ... no one can guess!! Its quite a possibility that "undocumented workers" may be placed in front of us for a GC, afterall politics is an art to make the impossible possible.

    My gutt feeling is that CHC will not make any compromise before elections, because it has a fear of loosing Hispanic votes. Its more likely that they will sing a compromise note after the elections, but upto what extent they will be flexible only time will tell. Meanwhile, we can run flower or phone campaign, but this will not have any impact on CHC.

    So we may take any stand, we may fight CHC, we may shake hand with CHC, or we may stand without any stand on this issue ... ultimately we will face this brick wall called CHC sooner or later.



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  • ras
    11-12 06:19 PM
    after 180 days it doesn't make a difference whether i-140 is approved or not, one can change job..

    i am not a lawyer

    Is that even if I-140 is not approved (pending), after I-485 is pending for 180 days, one can change jobs using the EAD?




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  • minimalist
    08-13 02:15 PM
    Come on guys, give him a break.

    His analysis was accurate, if any of you came across the September 08 bulletin, EB2 advanced by two months. Which equates to what vldrao analyzed in the past, the use of 20,000 visas in September.

    We all IV members stand united and lets not adverse someone on the basis of his righteousness. Even if a IV member is wrong, let's all correct him.



    Thanks

    No malicious intent. All praise for VLDRao.



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  • galacticman
    03-06 07:30 PM
    Thanks coopheal. Seems like they are still working on the 1st week itself. Hopefully I should see mine come around soon for preadjudication!

    ***************
    EB3/India/PD-Jan '06/140 Approved Apr '07/485 Pending- July '07/EAD Oct '07




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  • wandmaker
    04-04 01:34 PM
    I work as a software engineer in India and the US branch of my company has filed a L1-B petition by September 2008. The petition got denied by Nov 18, 2008 stating that I don't possess "specialized knowledge". Knowing that I am the only person who possesses knowledge of one of the company's product, we filed an appeal to re-consider by Dec 18, 2008.

    The USCIS moved the case to AAO by Feb 9, 2009. After which there is no status change. The status of the case as reported by the USCIS web site is:

    Application Type: I290B, NOTICE OF APPEAL TO THE COMMISSIONER

    Current Status: Appeal/Motion/Certification sent to Administrative Appeals Office for review.


    Two months have passed by and I don't know how much more time it is going to take. Can someone please tell me how long this process is going to take?

    Should we just withdraw this appeal and re-file again? In the meantime can I opt a B1 and work there a few months until the L1-B is approved?

    If your resume portraits a product customization or support then in the USCIS eyes, you do not posses specialized skills.... Additionally, The initial evidence (including resume) that your company has submitted is not sufficient enough to prove that you posses that specialized skills. Your company also has a base in the US so the availability of US worker in the same skill is very much possible with in the company - Hence, USCIS denied your L1. IMHO, your appeal may not be fruitful....



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  • GCD
    07-27 09:21 PM
    Me, Wife and I signed for Daughter on all applications(485(3)/EAD(2)/AP(3))
    We also sent signed G28 for everybody for every application( 8 total)
    It doesn't hurt to be over cautious.

    I hope we are fine.




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  • manderson
    11-09 08:57 AM
    unless you are a European on EB3.

    My lawyer told me the backlog is 400K. As an European, I am expecting to wait between 2 to 3 years for my GC. Anything sooner would be a nice surprise!



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  • madras1
    01-27 12:38 PM
    US needs EB1 and Ph.Ds

    Others not contribute as much

    Did you know your tri-valley university Ph.d does not count?




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  • peeku
    06-20 12:45 PM
    EVERYONE , Please take a step BACK



    Look and see what lawyers are seeing.
    http://immigrationvoice.blogspot.com/


    YesGC NoGC you should consult lawyer like the one mentioned in link or Sheela murthy or any good one.
    above conference call shows transition to "Project Manager " is one of the most natural ones...

    so gather the facts and decide for yourself.

    ofcourse i am not debating pros/cons of doing so but defering the judgement to immigration lawyer such as prashanthi ...




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  • WillIBLucky
    12-08 08:21 AM
    Are you saying that the bill is going to be voted today? And moreover if it even passes will it have to pass in house as well to become a law? from the excitement yesterday I got the feeling if it passes in senate we are good.

    can someone clarify this for me?




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    juz4forums
    07-20 04:10 PM
    I and my spouse both have green card. We have a kid who was born in INDIA. He has not visited USA till now. The kid is about 2 years.
    We are planning to bring the kid by end of this year to USA.
    So what visa should we apply for him we are not sure :confused:

    A friend told that he had a baby born to him in india and came to usa with in the 1st 6 month to USA and since both parents were having green card, at port of entry in USA, the kid also got greencard for 5 years this was couple of years back.

    But in my case, the kid is 2 years AND also not sure what is the procedure now. Is it still true by default the kids automatically gets the green card at port of entry (Is there any age limit I hope may be till < 13 yrs) if parents posses valid green card. Please help me in this situation.

    Thanks in advance, ;)



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